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Hanging Wooden Signs

Our wooden hanging signs with over 50 different messages (listed below) are functional and humorous. Each garden sign is made of hardwood painted with external paint and includes string for hanging. You can remove the string and use your screws to fix the sign to the wall if you wish.  Most signs are printed on one side, but some signs are double sided.
 

 

Dimension : 17 x 7.5 x 1.8 cms

 

Prices & Postal Costs
UK & EEC prices include VAT
No VAT for rest of world prices - VAT is exempt

UK and EEC

 Rest of World
GBP 5.50 each GBP 4.58 each
GBP 10.00 for 2 GBP 8.33 for 2
GBP 14.00 for 3 GBP 11.67 for 3
GBP 4.50 each if you buy any 4 or more GBP 3.75 each if you buy any 4 or more
 

 

 

The following signs are printed on one side. The other side is blank
I'M
IN THE GARDEN		 I'M WORKING
IN THE GARDEN		 WE'RE
IN THE GARDEN		 WE'RE WORKING
IN THE GARDEN		 IT'S A BAD DAY
PISS OFF		 BEWARE
OF THE PUSSY
WE' RE LOUNGING
BY THE POOL		 I LOVE YOU I'M
DOWN THE PUB		 I'M DOWN
THE ALLOTMENT		 WELCOME I'M
IN THE GREENHOUSE
I'M IN
THE POTTING SHED		 I'M
IN THE GARAGE		 ENTER AT YOUR
OWN RISK		 PRIVATE GONE GOLFING BEWARE GOLF
WIDOW AT HOME
GONE TO
THE BEACH		 GONE FISHING GONE SHOPPING WE'RE ON
THE TENNIS COURT		 I'M IN THE
DOGHOUSE		 PLEASE RING
THE BELL
PLEASE WATER
THE PLANTS		 COME TO
THE BACK DOOR		 NO SMOKING PLEASE DO NOT
DISTURB		 TRADESMENS
ENTRANCE		 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PLEASE SHUT
THE GATE		 GONE BOWLING KEEP OFF THE GRASS WE'RE
IN THE GAZEBO		 WE'RE IN THE
SUMMERHOUSE		 GONE SHOOTING
           
JE SUIS
DANS LE JARDIN		 JE TRAVAILLE
DANS LE JARDIN		 NOUS SOMMES
DANS LE JARDIN		 NOUS TRAVAILLIONS
DANS LE JARDIN		    
ICH BIN IM
GARTEN		 ICH ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN		 WIR SIND IM
GARTEN		 WIR ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN		    
 

The following signs are printed on both sides.
For example, one side has GARDENER AT WORK, the other side has BEWARE OF THE GARDENER.
GARDENER AT WORK WELCOME
TO MY GARDEN		 GONE TO LUNCH I'M IN THE
KITCHEN GARDEN		 I'M
 IN THE WORKSHOP		 I'M
IN THE STABLES
BEWARE
OF THE GARDENER		 GARDEN OPEN OUT TO LUNCH GONE FOR A LEEK I'M
IN THE SHED		 GONE HUNTING
I'M
MUCKING OUT		 I'M BACK BEWARE
OF THE CATS		 BEWARE
OF THE DOGS		 WIPE YOUR
BLOODY FEET		 MIND YOUR HEAD
GONE RIDING BACK IN
A FEW MINUTES		 BEWARE
OF THE CAT		 BEWARE
OF THE DOG		 PLEASE WIPE
YOUR FEET		 MIND THE STEPS
NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE WIFE		 NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE HUSBAND		 GONE FOR A WALK NO MILK TODAY DO NOT PARK HERE WE'RE WORKING
ON THE BOAT
NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE KIDS		 NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE OWNER		 GONE JOGGING ONE EXTRA PINT
PLEASE		 RESERVED PARKING GONE SAILING
PLEASE TAKE
YOUR SHOES OFF		 ENTRANCE OPEN NO HAWKERS PLEASE    
PLEASE TAKE
YOUR BOOTS OFF		 EXIT CLOSED NO FREE MAIL    
 

Andrew Crace, Gifts & Gardens, Bourne Lane, Much Hadham, Hertfordshire SG10 6ER, UK.  
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