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Our wooden hanging signs
with over 50 different messages (listed below) are
functional and humorous. Each garden sign is made of hardwood painted with
external paint and includes string for hanging. You can remove the
string and use your screws to fix the sign to the wall if you wish.
Most signs are printed on one side, but some signs are double sided. |
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Dimension : 17 x 7.5 x 1.8 cms |
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Prices & Postal Costs
UK & EEC prices include VAT
No VAT for rest of world prices - VAT is exempt |
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UK and
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Rest of World |
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GBP 5.00 each |
GBP 4.26 each |
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GBP 9.00 for 2 |
GBP 7.66 for 2 |
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GBP 13.00 for 3 |
GBP 11.06 for 3 |
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GBP 4.00 each if you
buy any 4 or more |
GBP 3.40 each if you
buy any 4 or more |
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Packing and Postal Charges |
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Please see rates at the
bottom of this page |
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The
following signs are printed on one side. The other side is blank |
I'M
IN THE GARDEN |
I'M WORKING
IN THE GARDEN |
WE'RE
IN THE GARDEN |
WE'RE
WORKING
IN THE GARDEN |
IT'S A BAD
DAY
PISS OFF |
BEWARE
OF THE PUSSY |
WE' RE
LOUNGING
BY THE POOL |
I LOVE YOU |
I'M
DOWN THE PUB |
I'M DOWN
THE ALLOTMENT |
WELCOME |
I'M
IN THE GREENHOUSE |
I'M IN
THE POTTING SHED |
I'M
IN THE GARAGE |
ENTER AT
YOUR
OWN RISK |
PRIVATE |
GONE
GOLFING |
BEWARE GOLF
WIDOW AT HOME |
GONE TO
THE BEACH |
GONE
FISHING |
GONE
SHOPPING |
WE'RE ON
THE TENNIS COURT |
I'M IN THE
DOGHOUSE |
PLEASE RING
THE BELL |
PLEASE
WATER
THE PLANTS |
COME TO
THE BACK DOOR |
NO SMOKING |
PLEASE DO
NOT
DISTURB |
TRADESMENS
ENTRANCE |
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY |
PLEASE SHUT
THE GATE |
GONE
BOWLING |
KEEP OFF
THE GRASS |
WE'RE
IN THE GAZEBO |
WE'RE IN
THE
SUMMERHOUSE |
GONE
SHOOTING |
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JE SUIS
DANS LE JARDIN |
JE
TRAVAILLE
DANS LE JARDIN |
NOUS SOMMES
DANS LE JARDIN |
NOUS
TRAVAILLIONS
DANS LE JARDIN |
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ICH BIN IM
GARTEN |
ICH
ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN |
WIR SIND IM
GARTEN |
WIR
ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN |
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The
following signs are printed on both sides.
For example, one side has GARDENER AT WORK, the other side
has BEWARE OF THE GARDENER. |
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GARDENER AT WORK |
WELCOME
TO MY GARDEN |
GONE TO LUNCH |
I'M IN THE
KITCHEN GARDEN |
I'M
IN THE WORKSHOP |
I'M
IN THE STABLES |
BEWARE
OF THE GARDENER |
GARDEN OPEN |
OUT TO LUNCH |
GONE FOR A LEEK |
I'M
IN THE SHED |
GONE HUNTING |
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I'M
MUCKING OUT |
I'M BACK |
BEWARE
OF THE CATS |
BEWARE
OF THE DOGS |
WIPE YOUR
BLOODY FEET |
MIND YOUR HEAD |
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GONE RIDING |
BACK IN
A FEW MINUTES |
BEWARE
OF THE CAT |
BEWARE
OF THE DOG |
PLEASE WIPE
YOUR FEET |
MIND THE STEPS |
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NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE WIFE |
NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE HUSBAND |
GONE FOR A WALK |
NO MILK TODAY |
DO NOT PARK HERE |
WE'RE WORKING
ON THE BOAT |
NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE KIDS |
NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE OWNER |
GONE JOGGING |
ONE EXTRA PINT
PLEASE |
RESERVED PARKING |
GONE SAILING |
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PLEASE TAKE
YOUR SHOES OFF |
ENTRANCE |
OPEN |
NO HAWKERS PLEASE |
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PLEASE TAKE
YOUR BOOTS OFF |
EXIT |
CLOSED |
NO FREE MAIL |
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Packing & Postal Rates (Pound Sterling) |
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United Kingdom |
Europe |
Rest of World |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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1 |
2.00 |
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2 |
2.75 |
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3 |
3.50 |
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4 |
4.25 |
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5 |
5.00 |
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6 |
5.75 |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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7 |
6.50 |
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8 |
7.25 |
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9 |
8.00 |
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10 |
8.75 |
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11 |
9.25 |
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12 - 100 |
10.00 |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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1 |
4.00 |
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2 |
5.25 |
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3 |
6.50 |
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4 |
7.50 |
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5 |
8.50 |
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6 |
9.50 |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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7 |
10.50 |
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8 |
11.50 |
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9 |
12.50 |
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10 |
13.50 |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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1 |
5.50 |
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2 |
7.50 |
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3 |
9.25 |
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4 |
11.25 |
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5 |
13.25 |
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6 |
15.25 |
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Quantity |
Prices |
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7 |
17.00 |
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8 |
18.75 |
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9 |
20.50 |
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10 |
22.25 |
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FINEST GARDEN FURNITURE |
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Andrew Crace's wheel barrow seats and chairs are highly portable and provide ideal means
of transporting your tools, and perhaps a gin and tonic, to the herbaceous border and
back to the potting shed. For more information about the Wheelbarrow seats and many other
designs, please visit
www.andrewcrace.com
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