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Hanging Wooden Signs

Our wooden hanging signs with over 50 different messages (listed below) are functional and humorous. Each garden sign is made of hardwood painted with external paint and includes string for hanging. You can remove the string and use your screws to fix the sign to the wall if you wish.  Most signs are printed on one side, but some signs are double sided.

 

 

Dimension : 17 x 7.5 x 1.8 cms

 

Prices & Postal Costs
UK & EEC prices include VAT
No VAT for rest of world prices - VAT is exempt

UK and EEC

Rest of World
GBP 5.50 each GBP 4.58 each
GBP 10.00 for 2 GBP 8.33 for 2
GBP 14.00 for 3 GBP 11.67 for 3
GBP 4.50 each if you buy any 4 or more GBP 3.75 each if you buy any 4 or more
 

 

 

The following signs are printed on one side. The other side is blank

I'M
IN THE GARDEN
I'M WORKING
IN THE GARDEN
WE'RE
IN THE GARDEN
WE'RE WORKING
IN THE GARDEN
IT'S A BAD DAY
PISS OFF
BEWARE
OF THE PUSSY
WE' RE LOUNGING
BY THE POOL
I LOVE YOU I'M
DOWN THE PUB
I'M DOWN
THE ALLOTMENT
WELCOME I'M
IN THE GREENHOUSE
I'M IN
THE POTTING SHED
I'M
IN THE GARAGE
ENTER AT YOUR
OWN RISK
PRIVATE GONE GOLFING BEWARE GOLF
WIDOW AT HOME
GONE TO
THE BEACH
GONE FISHING GONE SHOPPING WE'RE ON
THE TENNIS COURT
I'M IN THE
DOGHOUSE
PLEASE RING
THE BELL
PLEASE WATER
THE PLANTS
COME TO
THE BACK DOOR
NO SMOKING PLEASE DO NOT
DISTURB
TRADESMENS
ENTRANCE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
PLEASE SHUT
THE GATE
GONE BOWLING KEEP OFF THE GRASS WE'RE
IN THE GAZEBO
WE'RE IN THE
SUMMERHOUSE
GONE SHOOTING
           
JE SUIS
DANS LE JARDIN
JE TRAVAILLE
DANS LE JARDIN
NOUS SOMMES
DANS LE JARDIN
NOUS TRAVAILLIONS
DANS LE JARDIN
   
ICH BIN IM
GARTEN
ICH ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN
WIR SIND IM
GARTEN
WIR ARBEITEN IM
GARTEN
   
 

The following signs are printed on both sides.
For example, one side has GARDENER AT WORK, the other side has BEWARE OF THE GARDENER.

GARDENER AT WORK WELCOME
TO MY GARDEN
GONE TO LUNCH I'M IN THE
KITCHEN GARDEN
I'M
 IN THE WORKSHOP
I'M
IN THE STABLES
BEWARE
OF THE GARDENER
GARDEN OPEN OUT TO LUNCH GONE FOR A LEEK I'M
IN THE SHED
GONE HUNTING
I'M
MUCKING OUT
I'M BACK BEWARE
OF THE CATS
BEWARE
OF THE DOGS
WIPE YOUR
BLOODY FEET
MIND YOUR HEAD
GONE RIDING BACK IN
A FEW MINUTES
BEWARE
OF THE CAT
BEWARE
OF THE DOG
PLEASE WIPE
YOUR FEET
MIND THE STEPS
NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE WIFE
NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE HUSBAND
GONE FOR A WALK NO MILK TODAY DO NOT PARK HERE WE'RE WORKING
ON THE BOAT
NEVER THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE KIDS
NEVER MIND THE DOG
BEWARE OF THE OWNER
GONE JOGGING ONE EXTRA PINT
PLEASE
RESERVED PARKING GONE SAILING
PLEASE TAKE
YOUR SHOES OFF
ENTRANCE OPEN NO HAWKERS PLEASE    
PLEASE TAKE
YOUR BOOTS OFF
EXIT CLOSED NO FREE MAIL    

 

Andrew Crace, Gifts & Gardens, Bourne Lane, Much Hadham, Hertfordshire SG10 6ER, UK.  
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Andrew Crace